Mike Lockley - more of the funny man
Aug 19 2008
By Mike Lockley
A PINT of beer a day is good for your liver, apparently. If I had seven livers I'd be the picture of health.
I got out my step-ladder for some decorating yesterday. I don't get on with my real ladder.
TIP OF THE WEEK... Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars - just stand closer to what you want to look at.
Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children.
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