What have I done wrong? Aug 29 2008
WITH a hand on my heart, I can honestly say I do not know what in God’s name I have done wrong this week.It was the ultimate punishment for poor Chadders. Okay, the pennance may not sound so bad to half of you out there - but for us men it was the marital equivalent to being sent to Siberia. more
No Headline Aug 29 2008
WARNING this product may contain nuts. more
Surely killing a cat is classed as a mercy killing Apr 16 2008
Oh father who art in heaven, please forgive me for my heart is heavy with thoughts of a most dark and twisted nature involving immense cruelty and, ultimately, the death of a living thing more
Can you go to hell for being grumpy? Apr 16 2008
I don’t mind admitting that I am a curmudgeonly, and often grumpy, old man. In fact I take great pleasure from it. But can you really go to hell for being grumpy? more
Scientists in the initial batch Apr 14 2008
There are many breeds of people who will be put against the wall come the revolution but scientists I suspect will be in the initial batch – just after estate agents, politicians and doctor’s receptionists. more
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