A DAY at Warwick Races for Team Lockley: an intoxicating gathering of high-rollers, glamorous women and common folk, like us, united in one quest – to make a financial killing. more
Each year I undergo a medical MoT which highlights the bits of me wearing out the quickest. more
Life and times of a very sad man! Apr 22 2008
My mate worked briefly for the rustic radio station, finally getting the boot for making-up traffic reports. He would’ve got away with the deception, but let his imagination wander somewhat. “A mystery limb, possibly a goat’s, is still causing delays on the B447 at Little Scarring-on-Severn,” he’d warn truckers. more
It’s not much fun living in the past Apr 16 2008
A hypnotist took me back to a former life last week. He gave me a lift and we drove past my old council house.
After that, he used his skills to transport me mentally to a previous existence more
Birds and Mrs J know the score Apr 16 2008
“Would you believe Mr and Mrs Blackbird have started building a nest already?” trilled Mrs Jervis, in something of a tizz more
Being a marathon man is no fun Apr 10 2008
I'VE ran 20 miles each weekend, which is something of a problem. I'm now in a village called Little Didcott. The marathon is in Derbyshire. more
Proof that size does matter Apr 10 2008
MY wife's on curtain-twitching overload since the neighbours started building a conservatory. more
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